WARNING:

I have no intention of keeping this sight politically sensitive or �G-rated�. My whole intent with this web sight is to fuck with your life, not just your day, your LIFE. I want to start making you think different, and open your mind. Maybe even generate some good ideas, save the world, who knows.

In the event that you do not believe in free speech, freedom of the press, or freedom of religion; Or are narrow minded, un-American, live in a gated community, under 18, paranoia prone, or just leading that trite and pathetic life I was talking about before. Here is your Right wing Christianity link. You can find many like-minded people with common politically correct style interests. (Please note: I am not trying to rag on Christians in general, just these ones on this specific site. These guys are �David Koresh� style freaks) You too can be fighting tooth and nail to stop all change. Try to get the world to roll back to a much simpler time period, you know like the Prohibition era.

I will hopefully write more articles about things like prohibition. But if you don�t yet know what is wrong with prohibition, let me fill you in. It attempted to deny human nature, it�s vices and it�s evolution. Chew on that for a wile.

Here is a link for you Left wing Christians. It is funny.

Definition for sarcasm.

Definition for Left wing Christians.

Definition for Right wing Christians.

I was going to edit this page just now and not rag on Christians so hard. But I reread it and now come to the conclusion that I do not feel so bad and they deserve it. If you are a crazed evangelical Christian please fix this problem.

A little about me:

I am a sailor, to put it as simply as possible. It was rumored that my parents left me on the Disney ride "Pirates of the Caribbean" when I was a wee kid and it warped me for life. After years of therapy (High School) I attended Massachusetts Maritime Academy to start my career at sea. I received my Degree in marine transportation and a third mates License. I started sailing on small passenger ships in Alaska. Went on to working hopper dredges on the East Coast. Next was Mobil foreign flag super tankers. Ten years later I am now with Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution (WHOI). On board the Good ship Atlantis . I have just received my Chief Mates license (August 2004) and I am sailing as one.

The Atlantis is famed for caring the Submarine ALVIN. It has been in countless documentaries and a nice Time Magazine cover for the Titanic find. I don�t actually work for the ALVIN sub crew I just really drive them around the oceans of the world and occasionally taunt the pilots.

That is me wearing the Broncos hard hat driving the small rubber boat. In theory I am carrying the �Swimmers� out to recover the Submarine ALVIN, but the reality is (shush, it is a secret) we are looking for Mermaids.